[PAmedic]

recently came into money, not once- but twice. Imagine my good fortune.
Just thought I'd share my experience(s) with you guys on this rainy Fri morning. Enjoy:

From Sister Yvonne Williamson
BP 20, Abidjan, B.P. V 74
avenue Nogues, Le Plateau
Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire
West Africa.

Dearest In Christ,

My greetings to you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.I am Mrs.Yvonne Williamson from South Africa.

I am married to Archdeacon. Arlene Williamson whom until his death served as an archdeacon in the St.Micheal'sarchdeaconry in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2003. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $4.5.Million with one of the famous bank here in Abidjan capital of Cote d'Ivoire for safe keeping.

Presently, my Doctor confirmed to me that I have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness.Haven known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.

I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, helping the widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that» Blessed is the hand that grivet”. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don’t want my husband’s efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don’t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way.

This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that» the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace”. I don’t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband’s relatives around me always. I don’t want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible.

As soon as I receive your reply I will give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.

Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply. Due to present condition of my health, I was warned by my doctor to avoid receiving or making any call.

Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs Yvonne williamson.

[PAmedic]

Hello,

My name is Evelyn Jones I got your email from a message forwarded to me and decided to contact you.I am a dying woman who had decided to donate what I have to you.I am 55 years old and was diagnosed for leukemia about 2 years ago,immediately after the death of my husband,who had left me everything he worked for.

I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allowing my relatives to use my husband's hard earned funds ungodly.I have asked God to forgive me all my sins and i believe he has because He is a merciful God.

Kindly Contact my lawyer through this email address(sflendergroup@live.nl) If you are interested in carrying out this task,so that he can arrange the release of the funds ($10,800,000.00 dollars) to you.My lawyer's name is Barrister Elvis Delali. I know I have never met you but my mind tells me to do this,and i hope you act sincerely.

Thank you and God bless you.
Mrs. Evelyn Jones

EDIT: who has a Barrister named ELVIS? pfff.

[PAmedic]

I've received a "fraud alert". I hope this somehow won't affect me receiving my 15 million in a timely fashion .
Since "the Presidency" is working around the clock on this one, I'm assuming it will all be ok.

RE: FRAUD ALERT/FINAL!!!
ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY


The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission {EFCC}, through our intelligence Monitoring Network have discovered that some group of unscrupulous elements are fraudulently using the federal government of Nigeria letter headed paper to mis-inform creditors like you causing a lot of problems and irregularities towards the release of your long overdue payment. Because of all this fraudulent act, this office has dully intervened on the release of your funds. We have been mapped out to verify and investigate properly on your fund by the current president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Alhaji Umar Musa Yar'Dua. Based on our findings, we wish to warn you against some miscreants, hoodlums and touts who go about scamming innocent people by claiming to be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of this great country, Nigeria.

We were informed that you have been contacted in respect of your fund which was long approved in your favour. As a matter of fact we have been on this investigation for some time now, although this excercise is not known to anyone except the Presidency who is working round the clock to stop fraudulent activities in country, in order to restore the image fo the country that has been tarnish by this group of people. Although we have been able to come up with some good result about these criminals, we wish to list them here so that you will personally indicate them by writing back to us confirming the name of your scammer from among the list as we want to make sure your payment is routed to you without further delay. Note that we will surely deal and bring to book all those that are using the names of government officials below, If only you will cooperate with us by co indicating correctly any of them.

The Scammers using below government officials names have been arrested:
1) Prof. Charles soludo
2) Chief Joseph Sanusi
3) Dr. R. Rasheed
4) Barrister Awele Ugorji
5) Rev. Nicholas Smith (Guaranty Trust Bank Plc)
6) Barrister Ucheuzo Williams
7) Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Obi
8) Dr. Patrick Aziza (Deputy Governor - Policy / Board Member)
9) Mr. Tunde Lemo
Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance / Board Member
10) Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia
Deputy Governor - Corporate Services / Board Members
11) Mrs. Okonjo Iweala
12) Mrs. Rita Ekwesili
13) Barr Jacob Onyema
14) Dr. Godwin Oboh: Director Union Bank Of Nigeria.
15) Mr John Collins: Global Diplomat Director.

The above listed names are been traced/investigated by the EFCC and some of them have eloped the country, and note that if any of them is caught and found guilty he/she can get up 25 years imprisonment (Twenty Five Years) as contained in Degree 47 of the Constitution of the banking sector under section 101(b)of criminal law. Write back to us and inform us if any of the above names or any other one is among those claiming to have your FUND from NIGERIA or have Extorted money from you; or once contacted you so that we can start taking the necessary procedural steps prior to bringing them to book and having your fund wired into your Bank account. Incase the name of the hoodlum that scammed you is not listed above, we will advise that you forward to us his/her name and his contact so that we can deal with them accordingly.

We apologise on behalf of the President and the people of Nigeria for any delay and lost this must have caused you in any way and promise that such thing will not occour again in the future. More importantly, if you are currently dealing with any one of them regarding your fund, we urge you to stop further contact with them as you are taking a very big risk! It might interest you to know that you will never get your fund from them as they have nothing to offer. The hoodlums will continue coming up with expenses and thereby requesting for money from you until you go Bankrupt.

Mrs. Farida Waziri
Contact me immediately, as we are here to fight crimes and serve humanity the best way we can. Official notice has been sent to Foreign Security Units to ensure genuine and successful implementation of all payment due to all beneficiaries.
We shall further be monitoring your funds until they get into your bank account.

We look forward to your maximum cooperation in anticipation, you can also reach me on my telephone: +234-8053817390

[LUconn]

Man that sucks. You have to spend it all on orphanages. Why doesn't she just donate it to the church her husband worked at? The one where he apparently got paid $4.5 million

[PAmedic]

Man that sucks. You have to spend it all on orphanages. Why doesn't she just donate it to the church her husband worked at? The one where he apparently got paid $4.5 million

I have my Barrister working on that technicality.

you gotta be careful with all the rules contained in Degree 47 of the Constitution of the banking sector under section 101(b)of criminal law

[RubberMallet]

there is a website that i can't now remember that consists of guys who lead these guys on and make them do hilarious things.

1 guy made one of these scammer take a picture of him with a fish on his head and another fish as a beard in order to prove he was a real person.

another said he'd have the money to help him if the scammer helped him witha project....he then got the scammer to record himself reading hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

here is the website...i just found it...

this scam is a long read but WELL worth it.

http://www.419eater.com/html/booked.htm

[adam42381]

there is a website that i can't now remember that consists of guys who lead these guys on and make them do hilarious things.

1 guy made one of these scammer take a picture of him with a fish on his head and another fish as a beard in order to prove he was a real person.

another said he'd have the money to help him if the scammer helped him witha project....he then got the scammer to record himself reading hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

here is the website...i just found it...

this scam is a long read but WELL worth it.

http://www.419eater.com/html/booked.htm

That was awesome. Very long, but worth reading if you have the time.

[ATrain]

Medic, since you're getting so wealthy from these things, would you mind paying off my house and getting me a Jeep Wrangler-black, 2010 Sahara edition with VA legal tinted windows and XM radio?

[SumItUp]

Medic, since you're getting so wealthy from these things, would you mind paying off my house and getting me a Jeep Wrangler-black, 2010 Sahara edition with VA legal tinted windows and XM radio?

You sound like a federal government employee.

[ALUmnus]

Medic, since you're getting so wealthy from these things, would you mind paying off my house and getting me a Jeep Wrangler-black, 2010 Sahara edition with VA legal tinted windows and XM radio?

What are you talking about, government employees are the only ones who can afford stuff like that right now.

[ATrain]

Medic, since you're getting so wealthy from these things, would you mind paying off my house and getting me a Jeep Wrangler-black, 2010 Sahara edition with VA legal tinted windows and XM radio?

You sound like a federal government employee.

I work for the state, not federal government.
ALUmnus, what government are you working for?