[Rooster Cogburn]

So a friend walks in my office to tell me of his time spent working in Japan, and his love of the heated toilet seats there. He asked if I could purchase some and have them installed here at work. So I jokingly googled them to look for a price. What I found made me laugh for quite a while.

So I found a cheap seat: http://tinyurl.com/yflrg9y But the statement I found later was the funny:

The seat has a durable quality construction and quick release hinges, and can be easily cleaned with common household cleaners or even placed in the dishwasher.

You are kidding right? I could hear it now. Honey, Junior just made a little mess so put this in beside the plates and silverwear will ya.

WOW!

[RubberMallet]

my good buddy has one of these in his ice shanty.