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25 Evangelical Myths

Posted: August 5th, 2009, 1:58 pm
by SumItUp
In my morning perusing of the blogosphere, I found an interesting post about 25 Evangelical Myths. Share any thoughts.

25 Evangelical Myths

1. The "victorious Christian life"

2. Biblical principles make things work better

3. Non-Christians are bad

4. Jesus is all about church growth

5. Well known pastors and preachers are telling the truth

6. The Bible exists to help you be successful and happy

7. God will bless America (again) if we'll only get a godly president, put prayer back in schools, repent of homosexuality/abortion, etc.

8. Worship = music

9. We have lots of people, so God must be blessing what we're doing

10. The reason we don't have what we want is because we're not praying hard enough

11. Making "Christian" versions of popular music, games, movies, clothes, etc. is an effective evangelism tool

12. Jesus taught in parables so that everyone would understand what he was saying

13. If you aren't happy, you aren't a good Christian

14. Lost people sense a void in their life

15. Teenagers think youth ministers are cool :-)

16. We will help the poor in our community by spending $25 million on a new building

17. Jesus would vote Republican/Democrat

18. I can't worship if there isn't a rockin' band

19. Asking Jesus into your heart after walking an aisle gets you the insurance so you can go on living any way you please

20. Hurting someone's feelings is a sin

21. Ten alliterative points in a fill-in-the-blank outline is effective for sermon retention

22. Abstinence pledges are an effective means of preventing premarital sex

23. We don't need to pay attention to anything that happened in Christian history before the 19th century. Everything before that was Catholic or something

24. If you make a decision that blows up in your face, you stepped out of God's will for your life

25. Type-A leaders with dynamic speaking abilities make the best pastors

Posted: August 5th, 2009, 2:05 pm
by TDDance234
#15 is certainly NOT true. I speak from experience.

Posted: August 5th, 2009, 3:12 pm
by olldflame
Anyone else find number 21 rather ironic under the circumstances?

Posted: August 6th, 2009, 2:44 pm
by FlameDad
#8 - universally believed in evangelical churches

Posted: August 6th, 2009, 3:01 pm
by rueful
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Posted: August 6th, 2009, 3:55 pm
by Liberty4Life
I think there should be a few more myths:

26. To reach the younger generation, you have to be a contrarian. It helps to bash Christian culture, and use buzzwords like "relevant" and "post-modern".

27. The most effective way to reach the younger generation is to wear jeans and a leather jacket while preaching in the pulpit.

Posted: August 6th, 2009, 4:57 pm
by ALUmnus
Wow, this guy is so creative and cutting edge. I can't believe his cognitive powers are limited to a blog no one reads.