A Sea Of Red

CORAL SPRINGS, FL—Mike Oakland, 29, told reporters Monday he is not about to pay $100 to have his 5-month-old cat, Mowgli, neutered, because he has no expectations that the dull, paunchy tabby will ever get laid

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_br ... thering_to

flamesbball84 wrote:

CORAL SPRINGS, FL—Mike Oakland, 29, told reporters Monday he is not about to pay $100 to have his 5-month-old cat, Mowgli, neutered, because he has no expectations that the dull, paunchy tabby will ever get laid

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_br ... thering_to

So you followed the link from the thread about hurricanes and didn't realize that The Onion is a fake news website?

The Onion is pretty funny sometimes. This is one of my favorites...
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/n ... =a-section

adam42381 wrote:

flamesbball84 wrote:

CORAL SPRINGS, FL—Mike Oakland, 29, told reporters Monday he is not about to pay $100 to have his 5-month-old cat, Mowgli, neutered, because he has no expectations that the dull, paunchy tabby will ever get laid

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_br ... thering_to

So you followed the link from the thread about hurricanes and didn't realize that The Onion is a fake news website?

I know it's fake, I thought it was hilarious though. I read the Onion all the time, so yeah I know it was fake...