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Posted: **March 31st, 2009, 12:14 pm**

NEWARK, Ohio – Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool.

Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090331/ap_ ... 03cYIDW7oF

Posted: **March 31st, 2009, 12:20 pm**

fantastic

Posted: **March 31st, 2009, 1:00 pm**

lolwut?

Posted: **March 31st, 2009, 4:32 pm**

What an idiot!

Posted: **March 31st, 2009, 5:23 pm**

Honestly, what did the police expect? He was driving a bar stool -- which, incidentally, is genius in and of itself.

Posted: **March 31st, 2009, 7:08 pm**

People on hover rounds have been charged with DUI

Posted: **March 31st, 2009, 7:43 pm**

dompennix wrote:People on hover rounds have been charged with DUI

Seriously

Posted: **March 31st, 2009, 7:53 pm**

flames1971 wrote:
dompennix wrote:People on hover rounds have been charged with DUI
Seriously

Yeah, you can be charged with DUI on a bike or wheelchair. They are considered vehicles

Posted: **April 1st, 2009, 11:41 pm**

or a Craftsman lawn tractor.

or a golf cart.

but NOT on a horse (non-motorized kind, anyway).

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Ohio man charged with drunken driving on bar stool

Ohio man charged with drunken driving on bar stool