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From Mike and Mike's News of the Wierd.

Baby born with two penises in Russia
A baby boy has been born with two penises in Russia.

The boy was rushed from his maternity hospital to the specialist Moscow clinic where he underwent the length operation to join the two penises.

"The surgery was complicated. We had to form one penis out of two, make the abdominal wall and create a bladder," said a doctor involved in the five hour operation.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... ussia.html

Dude, just keep the two wangs... You could win a couple of bar bets by peeing into two urinals at once.

You know what they say, two heads are better than one.

yeah, i dunno why he wouldnt just keep them both!

i mean, just wait till he hits HS. you KNOW he'd be popular with the ladies...
*no further comment*

i think the problem is that hed actually have to wash his hands after using the restroom, cuz their aint no way around having to hold it then