A Sea Of Red

(1) Outback
(4) Wendy's

(2) Taco Bell
(6) Panera Bread
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(1) McDonald's
(4) Chick-Fil-A

(7) PF Chang's
(3) Applebee's
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(1) Five Guys
(5) Arby's

(2) Dunkin Donuts
(6) Chili's
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(1) Buffalo Wild Wings
(5) Krispy Kreme

(2) Dairy Queen
(3) Bojangles


There ya have it, voting will start after a day or so, just to take a break and let the forum catch up with itself, not have a whole page of the voting polls.

The inev taco bell chicfila matchup will be epic

The Elite 8 matchup on the bottom is going to be a great precursor for what's coming in the final four up top.

LUconn wrote:The inev taco bell chicfila matchup will be epic

Hey McDonald's is the #1 seed, and until they are knocked off their perch they deserve their credit.

Krispy Kreme won by 3???? CRAP. John Madden, Pat Summerall, Greg Gumble, and BJWi||iams could have swung that the other way. Or Scorcho could have been bought out. Or Liberty could have lost by 60 3 days ago so inthebeginning would come on. That's mismanagement on my part. Sorry Hardees.

Schfourteenteen wrote:Krispy Kreme won by 3???? CRAP. John Madden, Pat Summerall, Greg Gumble, and BJWi||iams could have swung that the other way. Or Scorcho could have been bought out. Or Liberty could have lost by 60 3 days ago so inthebeginning would come on. That's mismanagement on my part. Sorry Hardees.

I haven't even broken out the fake names yet.

Yet? Come on this tournament must have an ounce of validity. This cant be another Christmas Song tournament, LITTLEDRUMMERBOUYGOTSCREWED

No, the fake name was OComeAllYeFaithfulWasScrewed

There was no way I was going to remember which song it was. So I just picked one. Oh, and I do believe BJWi||iams was the most creative name ever.

Also, TTL, I would like the rights to UTEP Fan.

I thought Hey Zeus was pretty creative.

You guys need to get a life. I would never stoop to creating fake names.

(1) Outback
(4) Wendy's

analysis: Outback should take this easily. Wendy's doesn't have the firepower to deal with the bloomin onion and its counterparts.

(2) Taco Bell
(6) Panera Bread

analysis: This will be interesting. Taco bell has the slight hand in that while its food causes anal seepage, the aftershock is still never a deterent from its deliciousness. However, Panera has just enough douchey fans that this could be close
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(1) McDonald's
(4) Chick-Fil-A

analysis: unfair advantage. while up against a 1 seed, chick-fil-a is owned by christians and their french fries could be the best of any contender. Mcdonalds brings longevity but i don't think playing basketball on rollerblades is the kind of advertising that attracts college kids.


(7) PF Chang's
(3) Applebee's

analysis: Applebees is the favorite here. While their food is fairly tasteless, they've still been able to muster up quite a following. Perhaps its a magical combination boat oars, elvis albums, and hockey stick that draws people in to pay 8 dollars for a bad hamburger or cold chicken pasta. Pf Chang's has an uphill battle here.
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(1) Five Guys
(5) Arby's

analysis : 5 guys will blow this one out as Arby's had a surprising victory anyway. If Arby's deli sandwhiches weren't 42 dollars, the may have had a chance here.


(2) Dunkin Donuts
(6) Chili's

analysis : a true original in dunkin donuts goes up against an Applebees clone. in the end people just aren't into breakfast as they used to be and most college kids wake up at noon anyways. Chilis says no to goofy crap on the wall but says yes to the same ole menu of burgers, oven cooked ribs, cheap steaks, salads, chicken fingers, and cajun chicken pasta. However this is what people want so it has the upper hand.

(1) Buffalo Wild Wings
(5) Krispy Kreme

analysis : A tough one. krispy kreme seems to be the favorite of the donut world and BWW seems to be inferior in the world of lynchburg wings. My money once again is against the world of breakfast.

(2) Dairy Queen
(3) Bojangles

analysis: Another real hard one. Dairy queen is nearly all encompassing. chicken, burgers, icecream and they do each fairly well. bojangles ahs good chicken and good sweet tea. in the end, ice cream and country gravy served with chicken fingers pushes dairy queen past the number 3 seed

RubberMallet wrote:(1) Outback
(4) Wendy's

analysis: Outback should take this easily. Wendy's doesn't have the firepower to deal with the bloomin onion and its counterparts.

(2) Taco Bell
(6) Panera Bread

analysis: This will be interesting. Taco bell has the slight hand in that while its food causes anal seepage, the aftershock is still never a deterent from its deliciousness. However, Panera has just enough douchey fans that this could be close
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(1) McDonald's
(4) Chick-Fil-A

analysis: unfair advantage. while up against a 1 seed, chick-fil-a is owned by christians and their french fries could be the best of any contender. Mcdonalds brings longevity but i don't think playing basketball on rollerblades is the kind of advertising that attracts college kids.


(7) PF Chang's
(3) Applebee's

analysis: Applebees is the favorite here. While their food is fairly tasteless, they've still been able to muster up quite a following. Perhaps its a magical combination boat oars, elvis albums, and hockey stick that draws people in to pay 8 dollars for a bad hamburger or cold chicken pasta. Pf Chang's has an uphill battle here.
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(1) Five Guys
(5) Arby's

analysis : 5 guys will blow this one out as Arby's had a surprising victory anyway. If Arby's deli sandwhiches weren't 42 dollars, the may have had a chance here.


(2) Dunkin Donuts
(6) Chili's

analysis : a true original in dunkin donuts goes up against an Applebees clone. in the end people just aren't into breakfast as they used to be and most college kids wake up at noon anyways. Chilis says no to goofy crap on the wall but says yes to the same ole menu of burgers, oven cooked ribs, cheap steaks, salads, chicken fingers, and cajun chicken pasta. However this is what people want so it has the upper hand.

(1) Buffalo Wild Wings
(5) Krispy Kreme

analysis : A tough one. krispy kreme seems to be the favorite of the donut world and BWW seems to be inferior in the world of lynchburg wings. My money once again is against the world of breakfast.

(2) Dairy Queen
(3) Bojangles

analysis: Another real hard one. Dairy queen is nearly all encompassing. chicken, burgers, icecream and they do each fairly well. bojangles ahs good chicken and good sweet tea. in the end, ice cream and country gravy served with chicken fingers pushes dairy queen past the number 3 seed

We should make a contest and see who can correctly predict the rest of the tournament.

I was gonna suggest that too. I predict the National Champion of Bojangles.

Too much temptation to tamper. Fake names and all.

LUconn wrote:Too much temptation to tamper. Fake names and all.

Well, BJWi||iams has been banned for quite some time(Sly you are #1 now) but my names wont be messing with it. Although I think there is another who happens to remember John Madden's password, so if he posts then its not me.

Hey Clones,

Just stopping by to let you all know that, Yes, Van Smack is still here and, Yes, I am keeping an eye on this tournament. Let me say that I am peeved..... furious... that In-and-out burger didn't make your list. Who doesn't want 100 beef patties in a box? I mean, who doesn't love quadruple bypass in a box?

In honor of this tournament, I will have Ronald McDonald as my guest in the Jungle some time this week. Ronald Freaking McDonald.

That's it for now... don't forget to shop the Men's Store at JCPenny. It's all inside.

I'm out.

I am watching, too. Pulling for Buffalo Wild Wings, where you can go to watch the NFL Network, since you probably don't get it at home.

Jim Rome wrote:Hey Clones,

rome here. can't believe you neglected in-n-out burger from the competition. my dome is spinning. this is epic. inn-n-out is on of my all time personal faves. Who doesn't want 100 beef patties in a box? I mean, who doesn't love quadruple bypass in a box? its phenominal. best ever?

what gives flame fans?

*crinkles paper*

tell me your guys thoughts about don juans? i used to bang it out back in uc santa barbara while doing the late night 1 hour show.

anyway, the Clones are bangin’ their monkeys over In-n-Out in the Jungle today. But just yesterday, a SoCal Clone pushed all up in my grill, dropped some Jimmy John smack from his beak, and said Animal Style ain’t all that. So I said, ‘eeeerrrr, aaahhhhrrgghhh, uuuurrrrrgghh. Whatever, dude. Animal style is to much for this guy’ Basically, I greased his dome. But war that guy anyway. I racked him.”

(Dead air followed by clip of "GIMME BACK MY SON"

That’s great. I just racked myself. Where were we? Oh yeah. The Clones are banging their monkeys to 4x4's . Meanwhile, I am racking domes despite the anti-J-Dog smack dripping from the SoCal beaks. So what do you think of that?”

(Dead air followed by clip of Tiger woods "I. Like. MY. chances")

That’s great. OUT

ftfy

GIMME BACK MY SON!

Epic.

Good work Mallet.

Should have followed it up with a quick plug for LegalZoom.com or Slingbox.

JC Penny Men's Store, it's all inside.

ToTheLeft wrote: it's all inside.

thats what she said