A Sea Of Red

Posted: **September 16th, 2008, 5:12 pm**

This is a classic!

The man was asked what he was doing and told the officer, "Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog," McCranie said.

Posted: **September 16th, 2008, 5:33 pm**

I would be mad, too, if Allah asked me to walk the dog nude and watch Bruce Willis movies

Posted: **September 16th, 2008, 7:59 pm**

Didn't God command Isaiah to walk around naked for two years?

Nude mad blames Allah and Bruce Willis