[Rooster Cogburn]

This is a classic!

The man was asked what he was doing and told the officer, "Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog," McCranie said.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080916/D937GEH80.html

[Fumblerooskies]

I would be mad, too, if Allah asked me to walk the dog nude and watch Bruce Willis movies

[ATrain]

Didn't God command Isaiah to walk around naked for two years?