- April 14th, 2008, 5:22 pm
#170817
The Pope arrives at the airport, and as he's getting into the limo he tells the driver that he'd like the chance to drive, just once. The driver relents, seeing as though you don't say "no" to the Pope. So, the Pope gets behind the wheel, revs the engine, and peels out of the airport. He goes flying down the interstate, until a cop notices this and gets him to pull over.
The cop gets out of his patrol car, and taps on the limo's window. The Pope rolls it down, and asks if there is a problem.
"No, Father," he says, as he starts to walk away. "No problem at all." The Pope drives off.
The cop gets back into his patrol car, when his partner asks who was in the limo.
"I don't know," the cop says. "But he's so important, he's got the Pope as his chauffer!"
The cop gets out of his patrol car, and taps on the limo's window. The Pope rolls it down, and asks if there is a problem.
"No, Father," he says, as he starts to walk away. "No problem at all." The Pope drives off.
The cop gets back into his patrol car, when his partner asks who was in the limo.
"I don't know," the cop says. "But he's so important, he's got the Pope as his chauffer!"
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