Questions that need answering

#89606

By Libertine - June 8th, 2007, 11:54 am

- June 8th, 2007, 11:54 am #89606

What kind of shows are on TV in the Twilight Zone? Is there a show about a guy just sitting on a couch eating Cheeto's?

"I invite all the young champions on Liberty Mountain to come up and rub my woolly mustache."

#89607

By Fumblerooskies - June 8th, 2007, 11:55 am

- June 8th, 2007, 11:55 am #89607

Of course Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. It would make no sense for her to sell them in the mountains...unless they were mountain oyster shells.

#89608

By Knucklehead - June 8th, 2007, 11:56 am

- June 8th, 2007, 11:56 am #89608

Why is the Underside of a pillow cooler?

#89610

By Knucklehead - June 8th, 2007, 11:58 am

- June 8th, 2007, 11:58 am #89610

Really, how many licks does it really take to get to the center of a Tootsiepop????

#89611

By HenryGale - June 8th, 2007, 11:58 am

- June 8th, 2007, 11:58 am #89611

Knucklehead wrote:
HenryGale wrote:
Fumblerooskies wrote: OMG...HENRY GALE is really RD...meaning he isn't so lost, after all. That means I can now sleep at night. Thanks, Lib.
I was wondering how long it would take you guys to figure it out!
OK now that we know you are RD, I have a question I've wanted to ask you for a long time. Di you mean to hit the ball with that clipboard, or was that entirely incidental?

The dude from Norfolk was picked clean! He had no chance!

You are up a river of excrement in a native american water vessel without any means of propulsion

**R.I.P JT 4-28-09**

#89613

By jcmanson - June 8th, 2007, 12:04 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 12:04 pm #89613

Fumblerooskies wrote:Here is a another question that is in dire need of answering...

Who is the BLONDE in the Yellow Book Commerical?

Don't start, we don't need another argument.

El Scorcho wrote:post at your own risk.

#89614

By Fumblerooskies - June 8th, 2007, 12:04 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 12:04 pm #89614

Knucklehead wrote:Really, how many licks does it really take to get to the center of a Tootsiepop????

An average of 364 licks.

#89615

By Fumblerooskies - June 8th, 2007, 12:06 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 12:06 pm #89615

jcmanson wrote:
Fumblerooskies wrote:Here is a another question that is in dire need of answering...

Who is the BLONDE in the Yellow Book Commerical?
Don't start, we don't need another argument.

I think its a legit question...
...one that needs answering.

#89618

By jcmanson - June 8th, 2007, 12:08 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 12:08 pm #89618

Fumblerooskies wrote:
jcmanson wrote:
Fumblerooskies wrote:Here is a another question that is in dire need of answering...

Who is the BLONDE in the Yellow Book Commerical?
Don't start, we don't need another argument.
I think its a legit question...
...one that needs answering.

No pics please

.

El Scorcho wrote:post at your own risk.

#89619

By Libertine - June 8th, 2007, 12:12 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 12:12 pm #89619

If Batman could name all his stuff after himself (the Batmobile, Batcycle, Batcomputer, etc.,), why does my wife get mad when I do the same?

Example:

Me: "Honey, could you pass me the Danny-salt? The Danny-chops need a little Danny-something."
Her: "Stop it! Just stop it!"
Me: "You seem upset. Perhaps you need to take a Danny-sedative. Here, let me get you some water in a Danny-glass to wash that down."
Her: "I'm leaving!"
Me: "Don't take the Danny-car. I need it for Danny-demolition derby later."
Her: <slams the Danny-door>

"I invite all the young champions on Liberty Mountain to come up and rub my woolly mustache."

#89623

By givemethemic - June 8th, 2007, 12:16 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 12:16 pm #89623

If you were a hot dog and alone in the Dessert, would you eat yourself?

#89624

By Libertine - June 8th, 2007, 12:17 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 12:17 pm #89624

OK, I'm down with raindrops on roses and warm woolen mittens. I'm even all right with bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. However, brown paper packages tied up with strings make me want to go postal on somebody Die Hard-style. Definitely not one of my favorite things.

I guess that really wasn't a question, was it?

"I invite all the young champions on Liberty Mountain to come up and rub my woolly mustache."

#89626

By Libertine - June 8th, 2007, 12:19 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 12:19 pm #89626

Libertine wrote:
SuperJon wrote:You have 2188 there big guy.
Yeah, trying not to gloat. Also, trying to hit 2200 in this thread alone.

VICTORY!!!

"I invite all the young champions on Liberty Mountain to come up and rub my woolly mustache."

#89628

By Fumblerooskies - June 8th, 2007, 12:26 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 12:26 pm #89628

If..."if's and but's were candy and nuts" WOULD every day really be Christmas?

#89629

By HenryGale - June 8th, 2007, 12:30 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 12:30 pm #89629

Fumblerooskies wrote:If..."if's and but's were candy and nuts" WOULD every day really be Christmas?

According to Coach Sam....yes!

You are up a river of excrement in a native american water vessel without any means of propulsion

**R.I.P JT 4-28-09**

#89631

By Libertine - June 8th, 2007, 12:32 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 12:32 pm #89631

Coach "Candy 'N Nuts" Sam: World's Crappiest Secret Santa.

"I invite all the young champions on Liberty Mountain to come up and rub my woolly mustache."

#89634

By TIMSCAR20 - June 8th, 2007, 1:04 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 1:04 pm #89634

Why does Superman always stand with his chest out when guys are shooting at him but when they finish shooting and realize the bullets aren't working, they throw the gun? The real question is why does Superman duck the gun? Does the but of a gun hurt him more than bullets? Also where are all these guys getting their hands on cryptonite? The guy has one weakness and every enemy alive has this stuff by the barrel full.

#89635

By TIMSCAR20 - June 8th, 2007, 1:07 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 1:07 pm #89635

Why is Aquaman one of the SuperFriends? He is useless. When the distress call comes in, Aquaman's first question is "land or sea?" When they say land 99.9% of the time, he goes back to playing his video game or whatever. Also if you were a wonder Twin and could turn into anything you want, why would you turn into water? And what happens to your DNA if someone were to say, drink part of you or use you to mop up the place?

#89636

By TIMSCAR20 - June 8th, 2007, 1:09 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 1:09 pm #89636

Does Spiderman have a chemical formula for the webs? In the cartoon he does but in the movies he appears to be shooting the webs directly from his body...Also tell me why when a super hero gets some supernatural powers, he always has a supernatural counterpart that is evil? Why don't they just get together and take over the world? What are they fighting about?

#89637

By TIMSCAR20 - June 8th, 2007, 1:12 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 1:12 pm #89637

Why is it that in every action movie our hero gets in a dozen shootouts with big weaponry but as soon as he gets caught by the enemy, they only want to tie him up and talk? They were appearantly willing to kill him since they were shooting rockets and missiles at him. Why then do they just tell him to put his hands up when they finally subdue him? Also why does every bad guy has a fortress with guards outside that don't pay attention? When anyone tries to get in, all they have to do is throw a rock one way, then sneak up on them on the other side and kill them quietly with one quick twist of the neck. Why do they fall for that trick every time?

#89638

By TIMSCAR20 - June 8th, 2007, 1:19 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 1:19 pm #89638

Why does my friend watch 6 hours of a mini-series called Merlin where they do wizardry and magic and have a horse that talks, but as soon as she sees the horse at the end when dozens of years have passed, she questions whether the horse would still be alive due to the life expectancy of horses? Why didn't she mind that the horse could fly and talk? (this really happened btw).

#89639

By TIMSCAR20 - June 8th, 2007, 1:20 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 1:20 pm #89639

Why am I watching 100's of paparazi chasing a police car with Paris Hilton in it? Why is every news outlet in the world covering this?

#89660

By Libertine - June 8th, 2007, 2:22 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 2:22 pm #89660

SCAR wrote:Why am I watching 100's of paparazi chasing a police car with Paris Hilton in it? Why is every news outlet in the world covering this?

'Cuz she's like Princess Diana, except the exact opposite.

"I invite all the young champions on Liberty Mountain to come up and rub my woolly mustache."

#89661

By olldflame - June 8th, 2007, 2:26 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 2:26 pm #89661

Libertine wrote:
SCAR wrote:Why am I watching 100's of paparazi chasing a police car with Paris Hilton in it? Why is every news outlet in the world covering this?
'Cuz she's like Princess Diana, except the exact opposite.

She's the BIZARRO Diana!

#89662

By Fumblerooskies - June 8th, 2007, 2:26 pm

- June 8th, 2007, 2:26 pm #89662

Libertine wrote:
SCAR wrote:Why am I watching 100's of paparazi chasing a police car with Paris Hilton in it? Why is every news outlet in the world covering this?
'Cuz she's like Princess Diana, except the exact opposite.

Why do they need to follow her...all they need is the video evidence.