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By Knucklehead
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#72964
OOO Look a useful version of Steve jobs.
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By jcmanson
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#72967
:offtopic
By Libertine
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#72971
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By olldflame
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#72972
Knucklehead wrote:Libertine,
if a train is going 23 mils per hour and a pig crosses the road, what time will the lady on Mulberry Street eat pork chops?
6 PM......... cause that's pork chop eatin time on Mulberry St.!!!!!!

:pbjtime :pbjtime :pbjtime :pbjtime :pbjtime :pbjtime
By Libertine
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#72974
Prezonktly.
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By El Scorcho
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#72976
Libertine wrote:Good! I was really happy when he got eaten in 'Jeepers Creepers'. Made my weekend.

In the same vein, how tight are you on the subject of Steve Jobs? I understand that, in his spare time, he barbecues small kittens over a pit full of burning UNICEF packages.

Where's BJ right now? He should be here for this. :P
I think Steve Jobs is a great CEO, a total jerk to work for and a flaming liberal even though it would seem we agree on the matter of the NEA.

Why?
By Libertine
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#72978
El Scorcho wrote:
I think Steve Jobs is a great CEO, a total jerk to work for and a flaming liberal even though it would seem we agree on the matter of the NEA.

Why?
Never mind. I forget. :oops:
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By PAmedic
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#72979
yeah, well your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
By Libertine
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#72980
PAmedic wrote:yeah, well your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
Well, your mom was a pentagon and your dad smells like a pork chop train. So there! :dramaqueen
By Knucklehead
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#72983
Libertine wrote:
PAmedic wrote:yeah, well your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
Well, your mom was a pentagon and your dad smells like a pork chop train. So there! :dramaqueen
OK now even the king of :offtopic (ME) is confused!
By Libertine
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#72984
We're having a conversation here, Knuckle, so just let the grownups talk for a minute.
By Knucklehead
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#72985
Libertine wrote:We're having a conversation here, Knuckle, so just let the grownups talk for a minute.
Sorry Daddy! You were looking quite Gray when last I saw you!
By Libertine
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#72987
Knucklehead wrote:
Libertine wrote:We're having a conversation here, Knuckle, so just let the grownups talk for a minute.
Sorry Daddy! You were looking quite Gray when last I saw you!
Better gray than away. Son.
By ATrain
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#72991
Well, from this I can gather Libertine has married a geometrical shape that eats pork chops on trains travelling down Mulberry St. at 6 pm with Steve Jobs who wears a Justin Timberlake shirt. Oh yeah, GMTM tried to bring sexy back but all he really did was scare it away again :lol:
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By PAmedic
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#72992
and his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries
By ATrain
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#72995
Oh yeah, forgot that part...and the part about your mom being a pentagon and your dad smelling like a pork chop train. This thread has made me laugh more today than any professor has all semester.
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By 01LUGrad
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#72998
Thanks guys. That was hilarious. :lol:
By Knucklehead
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#73025
I'm exhausted I've laughed so hard, thanks ALL! :lol: :lol:
I will not eat green eggs and porkchops on a train with a pentagon mom or dad or whatever!
Goodnight! :boring :boring :boring
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By FlameDad
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#73063
Surprise, Microsoft Listed as Most Secure OS
Symantec Report Gives Windows Nod in Handling Security
Andy Patrizio



Microsoft is frequently dinged for having insecure products, with security holes and vulnerabilities. But Symantec (Quote), no friend of Microsoft, said in its latest research report that when it comes to widely-used operating systems, Microsoft is doing better overall than its leading commercial competitors.

The information was a part of Symantec's 11th Internet Security Threat Report. The report, released this week, covered a huge range of security and vulnerability issues over the last six months of 2006, including operating systems.

The report found that Microsoft (Quote<) Windows had the fewest number of patches and the shortest average patch development time of the five operating systems it monitored in the last six months of 2006.

During this period, 39 vulnerabilities, 12 of which were ranked high priority or severe, were found in Microsoft Windows and the company took an average of 21 days to fix them. It's an increase of the 22 vulnerabilities and 13-day turnaround time for the first half of 2006 but still bested the competition handily.

Red Hat Linux was the next-best performer, requiring an average of 58 days to address a total of 208 vulnerabilities. However, this was a significant increase in both problems and fix time over the first half of 2006, when there were 42 vulnerabilities in Red Hat and the average turnaround was 13 days.

The one bright spot in all of this is that of the 208 Red Hat vulnerabilities, the most of the top five operating systems, only two were considered high severity, 130 were medium severity, and 76 were considered low.

Then there's Mac OS X. Despite the latest TV ads ridiculing the security in Vista with a Matrix-like Agent playing the UAC in Vista, Apple (Quote) has nothing to brag about. Symantec found 43 vulnerabilities in Mac OS X and a 66 day turnaround on fixes.
Excerpted from WinPlanet Windows Software Reviews

Read entire article here http://www.winplanet.com/article/3598-.htm

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By paradox
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#73072
Unfortunatley, for most people, the majority of the content in the Apple ads happens to be true.
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By PAmedic
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#73120
Surprise, Microsoft Listed as Most Secure OS
HAH!

EAT THAT goobers

:P
By Knucklehead
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#73146
PAmedic wrote:
Surprise, Microsoft Listed as Most Secure OS
HAH!

EAT THAT goobers

:P
Yea we're full circle to the goober comment
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By El Scorcho
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#73183
FlameDad wrote:The report found that Microsoft (Quote<) Windows had the fewest number of patches and the shortest average patch development time of the five operating systems it monitored in the last six months of 2006.
IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS OF 2006!

That headline is nothing but spin. Windows XP has been out for nearly six years. There are literally HUNDREDS of patches for Windows XP this point. If you do a new install of Windows XP with no service packs, you will spend nearly six hours (on a fast connection) downloading patches from Windows/Microsoft Update.

Microsoft goes a few months without having the most patches and now they're manufacturing a digital Fort Knox. Please. :BS

To date there are still NO know viruses for Mac OS X. Zero. Nada. Zilch. Zip. There are over 150,000 known viruses for Windows XP. Put that in your security pipe and smoke it.
By Libertine
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#73205
El Scorcho wrote:
To date there are still NO know viruses for Mac OS X. Zero. Nada. Zilch. Zip. There are over 150,000 known viruses for Windows XP. Put that in your security pipe and smoke it.
That's b/c there are only something like 124 Mac users in the entire country. Why bother writing the virus? :P
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