[Rooster Cogburn]

I almost spewed out my lunch upon reading this!

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20081208/D94UOV980.html

A man dubbed the "Butt Bandit" for making greasy imprints of his nether parts on windows in the north-central Nebraska city of Valentine has been sentenced to more than a year in jail.

[Fumblerooskies]

I guess that's the end of that crime spree.

[Rooster Cogburn]

They nipped it in the Butt!