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With apologies to Mike and Mike, where I heard this....

Authorities: Burglar wakes men with spice rub
Suspect also allegedly struck sleeping man with sausage before fleeing

FRESNO, California - Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farm workers, stole money, rubbed one of the men with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

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