[Fumblerooskies]

Subject: divorced Barbie


One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he
suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He
pulls over to a toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How
much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for
$19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie For $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for
$265.95". The amazed father asks: "It's what?!

Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only
$19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's
House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one
of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's
testicles.