- January 7th, 2008, 4:17 pm
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A lot of you may remember when Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson endorsed Rudy Giuliani. Just in case you want to know what has happened to Rudy since that moment:

Disclosure #1: I support the candidacy of Rudy Giuliani.
Disclosure #2: Pat Robertson is the President of my company.
Disclosure #3: I am mad that the president of my company tanked the presidency of my candidate.
If you ask me what happened, Pat thought six things.
1) Rudy is probably going to win the nomination.
2) Rudy is strong on tackling the greatest threat America faces, which is islamic fascism.
3) Rudy does not hold my views on social issues, which is causing friction among evangelicals, a major Republican base.
4) If Rudy wins, he will have done so without the help of Evangelicals.
5) That means I won't have a seat at the Power Table.
6) If I endorse Rudy, I can say that it was the evangelicals that put him over the top, and thus have my seat at the Power Table.
Meanwhile, evangelicals thought of these things.
1) Pat's a nut job.
2) He doesn't speak for me.
3) I still can't support Rudy, he's too liberal on social issues.
4) Huckabee is the only one with a decent chance at winning the nomination who holds the views I have on issues I care about.
5) If I vote for Huck, I can honestly say that I didn't just vote for the 'lesser of two evils'. That's what Jesus would have wanted.
6) Hey, look! Chuck Norris! Whooo Huckabee!

Disclosure #1: I support the candidacy of Rudy Giuliani.
Disclosure #2: Pat Robertson is the President of my company.
Disclosure #3: I am mad that the president of my company tanked the presidency of my candidate.
If you ask me what happened, Pat thought six things.
1) Rudy is probably going to win the nomination.
2) Rudy is strong on tackling the greatest threat America faces, which is islamic fascism.
3) Rudy does not hold my views on social issues, which is causing friction among evangelicals, a major Republican base.
4) If Rudy wins, he will have done so without the help of Evangelicals.
5) That means I won't have a seat at the Power Table.
6) If I endorse Rudy, I can say that it was the evangelicals that put him over the top, and thus have my seat at the Power Table.
Meanwhile, evangelicals thought of these things.
1) Pat's a nut job.
2) He doesn't speak for me.
3) I still can't support Rudy, he's too liberal on social issues.
4) Huckabee is the only one with a decent chance at winning the nomination who holds the views I have on issues I care about.
5) If I vote for Huck, I can honestly say that I didn't just vote for the 'lesser of two evils'. That's what Jesus would have wanted.
6) Hey, look! Chuck Norris! Whooo Huckabee!
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