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When someone graduates (like I am on May 19th), does that automatically make them an old hag? If so, I'll be one at the age of 21

The transformation is complete when you first use the phrase "back when I was in school".

Ask Manson, he's our most recent graduate on here.

SuperJon wrote:Ask Manson, he's our most recent graduate on here.

Me, an old hag? Yeah right! I would consider someone an old hag once he has been an alum for 5+ years. By then, he/she there would be a very small amount of students who were still there when he/she was.

5 years? Sweet! I get my official membership in May, then. Well, unless you count the year I probably should have graduated. By that standard, I've already been an old hag for almost a year.

Scorcho, being married, working and having a kid more than qualifies you as an old hag by now man. Luconn is considered one by that standard even though he graduated not that long ago. Manson is getting close, he just needs to have a kid. When you can walk through DeMoss or LaHaye and not know one person or have them reckognize you from class, then you are an old hag. We need to start a Jeff Foxworthy like thread. You might be an old hag if....

SCAR wrote: You might be an old hag if....

... you were there for a hurricane/floor replacement in the Vines
... when you played basketball, your shorts would NOT be in the LU dress code
... you wore a tie to class
... DeMoss was only one floor
... you know where Treasure Island was
... at LU baseball...when nature called, you ran to the rot
... there was no softball team
... Wards Rd consisted of ONLY WalMart (older hags...there was NO WalMart)
... P.A Guillermin
And the number 1 way to tell you are an old hag...
...you saw Ed Gomes play basketball

Im 24 years old and Im graduating next May. Its nice to know Im not an old hag (but with the good times we've had at FF tailgates Im looking forward to that distinction)

Sweet...I bet I'm one of the older ones on here...and I don't graduate from LU until 09 or 10...
...that makes me OLD, but not a hag.

HenryGale wrote:... you wore a tie to class
... DeMoss was only one floor
... Wards Rd consisted of ONLY WalMart (older hags...there was NO WalMart)
... P.A Guillermin

Check, check, check and check.

You might be an Old Hag if you consider moving back to Lynchburg so your kids can take advantage of the LCA scholarship.

its a state of mind

but I was thinking like SCORCHO:

Guillerman, check
1 story DeMoss, check
ties and slacks, check

old-errr yet:

Wards Rd- field and forest
Williams: brandy new
Vines: not even finished- still pouring concrete
Liberty Gym: rockin' with the horrible rubber floor and foldaway bleachers
GE plant: still operational
Senior dorms: under construction
Guardshack: always manned- only way in /out

my dad graduated here in 84. the stuff he tells me makes all of you seem young

who are the two that wanted to see my ID?

I'm one of the older ones on here...and I don't graduate from LU until 09 or 10...

Take your good sweet time on that dissertation, Fumble, because you want to produce a quality product (and we want to keep you on the Quiz Bowl team for as many years as possible!).

You are an old hag if you lived on Treasure Island, try to beat that!

winner.

until someone who lived in the stairwell of the old TRBC pops in.

SCAR wrote:Scorcho, being married, working and having a kid more than qualifies you as an old hag by now man. Luconn is considered one by that standard even though he graduated not that long ago. Manson is getting close, he just needs to have a kid. When you can walk through DeMoss or LaHaye and not know one person or have them reckognize you from class, then you are an old hag. We need to start a Jeff Foxworthy like thread. You might be an old hag if....

Don't mention the "k" word yet, baldy

jcmanson wrote:

SCAR wrote:Scorcho, being married, working and having a kid more than qualifies you as an old hag by now man. Luconn is considered one by that standard even though he graduated not that long ago. Manson is getting close, he just needs to have a kid. When you can walk through DeMoss or LaHaye and not know one person or have them reckognize you from class, then you are an old hag. We need to start a Jeff Foxworthy like thread. You might be an old hag if....

Don't mention the "k" word yet, baldy

You mean "reckognize"?

I'm sorry its Wreckogneyes right?

ya'll have been hangin' around GMTM too much

Is it y'all or ya'll or does it really matter? My red spell check line doesn't come up if I type y'all but it does with ya'll, so I'm guessing y'all is right.


With that being said, you GMTM'd while trying to point out someone else's GMTM.

Y'all. It's an abbreviation for "you all", so ya'll wouldn't make sense. As if there's sense to be made over such a thing.

See, I knew I was right.


ATrain, you lost your privileges to call a GMTM for a week since you GMTM'd while trying to call GMTM.

if you remeber the 2 huge rooms of DeMoss as 160 and 161.
if you remember TV's in DeMoss hall
if you remember the rock wall thingy

you might be an old hag