[PAmedic]

here's a real "missing person"

to the black lady driving the silver mini-van w/ PA tags sporting the "Liberty University" window sticker at Street/York in Warminster last Friday: "HI. I went to Liberty, too! Have you ever hear of FlameFans.com?"

(since I couldn't get her attention- should've lit her up, I suppose. Then again, we're not supposed to CAUSE MI's)