Come-on, Sly. Look at the possibilities. Think outside the box.
Let's see, it is now 2020, and there are 25,000 undergrads on campus. SJ and A-Train are now the old hags telling stories about how they actually had to park their cars and walk across the street to classes at North (now the main) Campus, and the only social life was 50-cent wings at BWW and 1.25 movie night at the Movies 10. They tell the students, just babies in 2006, about how bad they had it back in the day when there was a lousy football and basketball teams (the class of 2020 won't believe it, as both teams are now ACC powers), while Coastal has dropped all sports and turned into the REAL South Harmon Institute of Technology.
Let me gaze deeper into my crystal ball:
Riders could watch, via monitors, the story of LU/TRBC. Highlights from the ball games, especially the 2009 NCAA Championship Subdivision National Champions. Heck, they might even get a donor for the whole thing. Call it the Lehaye/Williams/DeMoss Trolly System. One stop could be the Jerry Falwell Museum and Visitor's Center, completely over-hauled including a JF wax museum, complete with the talking JF maniquin reliving some of the best Convo lessons.
Yes, I think it a grand idea.