A Sea Of Red

Anyone know someone in town how mows yards? My lawn mower broke last week and I'm just going to have to pay someone to mow it until I can afford to buy another one. I don't care if it's some high school kid trying to make some money on the side this summer, I just need someone.

where's your cousin?

You talking about the one that hasn't lived here in over a year?

so I'm a little behind the times.

don't make me come down there and shoot you.

He didn't live here when you were down here in the fall.

Loading the 9mm now.

keep it up

You got school every day. I'm not worried.

7/19

Buy a goat

Gary, AKA #1 Fan used to mow lawns. Don't know if he is still in that line of work, he may have gone into cutting hair.

flameshaw wrote:Gary, AKA #1 Fan used to mow lawns. Don't know if he is still in that line of work, he may have gone into cutting hair.

If he cuts either one like the other, I don't think he's going to have any takers.

MEMPHIS, Tenn. - One lawn care company is showing a little skin to boost business.

The women of Tiger Time Lawn Care offer to mow customers’ lawns dressed in bikinis — a service that attracts more attention to the ladies than the lawns.

“Oh yeah, they honk and yell. They can do everything you can imagine,” said employee Blair Beckman, 21.

Beckman said the extra attention is expected, but she looks on the bright side.

“You get the attention but you also get a tan, which I need,” Beckman said.

Owner Lee Cathey said the bikini service makes mowing the lawn a lot more interesting, although the fee is slightly higher.

“The yards definitely get more attention when there’s a bikini on the lawn,” Cathey said. Some customers sit in lawn chairs and have a beer while watching, he said.

The three-month-old company is looking for a way to expand the service through the end of summer.

“In the fall we’ll go pick up leaves in the bikinis if need be,” Cathey said.

Cathey said there hasn’t been any interest in a male version of the bikini lawn cut.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19901693/

let me know when she'll be over sj. i'll bring the "lawn chairs" if you'll get the "beer."

Everyone here is SOOO helpful...SJ send me a PM...I know a guy who cuts them pretty cheap

Hold My Own wrote:Everyone here is SOOO helpful...SJ send me a PM...I know a guy who cuts them pretty cheap

Umm, can't you just send him a PM. Oh yeah that's right, you like everyone to know when you have "important" information.

jerk

UGH I hate those automatic edits

Fag

That was an edit test.


Looks like I have found my insult of choice.

So yeah, is there anyone?

I could do that. Figured this would be easier.

SuperJon wrote:I could do that. Figured this would be easier.

Flamefans: 5+ hours
Phonebook: 15 minutes

FlameFans: put it on here, check back later when I got the chance.

Phone book: find a phone book, then call a bunch of random landscaping companies asking for their prices.


I was hoping that someone on here knew someone who did it on the side who wouldn't charge as much as the landscaping companies.

SuperJon wrote:FlameFans: put it on here, check back later when I got the chance.

Phone book: find a phone book, then call a bunch of random landscaping companies asking for their prices.


I was hoping that someone on here knew someone who did it on the side who wouldn't charge as much as the landscaping companies.

Anthony Tisdale's Landscaping & Restoration 434-401-4511

He refs in the COA. He's done work on my house. He has great prices. Tell him I told you. See what he says. He may still be more than what you want to pay, but you won't know until you give him a call.