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The Great LUPD Conspiracy
Posted: October 22nd, 2007, 12:10 am
by El Scorcho
Courtesy of the always interesting Craigslist...
Police at church???
Reply to: pers-455078675@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-21, 11:39PM EDT
Couldnt help but notice while I was on candler's mountain on sunday, that there were Liberty Police force cars at each entrance and parked within the TRBC parking lot.
I guess they have jurisdiction over that whole area now, and Im pretty sure they have all the arresting power of the LPD.
Knowing the facility that used to be at the LCA/TRBC site, I garentee you there are some secure underground facilities there. I betcha "Liberty Mountain" is one day gonna be the center of the Fallwells' attemp to take over the country with a religeous riech. There's limited acess to that area that they could easily control. I betcha there's an underground tunnel to Falwell airport.
MMmmmmhhmmmmm...
http://lynchburg.craigslist.org/rnr/455078675.html
Posted: October 22nd, 2007, 12:15 am
by mrmacphisto
Lynchburg Craigslist is a friggin' wasteland. I don't recommend it to anyone. At least not the Rants and Raves section.
Posted: October 22nd, 2007, 12:33 am
by PAmedic
darn
now the secret plot has been found out.
I guess we have to hatch another plan
Posted: October 22nd, 2007, 12:46 am
by thepostman
they forgot about the tunnel system inside the mountain...that is of course where we store our weapons of mass destruction...
Posted: October 22nd, 2007, 7:47 am
by LUconn
Falwell airport? Did he just throw that in there because of the name "Falwell"? That would have to be one of the largest underground tunnels in the country. He would have been better off going with Lynchburg Regional. That's a much more feasable tunnel.
Posted: October 22nd, 2007, 8:17 am
by ATrain
Lets not forget that the towers on the mountain emit mind-altering waves

Posted: October 22nd, 2007, 8:38 am
by El Scorcho
mrmacphisto wrote:Lynchburg Craigslist is a friggin' wasteland. I don't recommend it to anyone. At least not the Rants and Raves section.
I managed to sell my motorcycle on there, so my opinion of it right now is perfectly okay.
The Rants n' Raves section can get bad, but it's things like this grand conspiracy that keep me coming back.
Posted: December 16th, 2007, 7:34 am
by matshark
LUPD as a private police force actually has jurisdiction on any road that Liberty's property is adjacent to. this includes Wards Rd., 460 and candlers mountain as well as camp hydaway road.
falwell airport is not and never was owned by jerry. it is owned by a cousin of his, i believe calvin - might be wrong on that. the falwell's as a family do own most of candlers mountain, and by and large, the land parallel to 460 on the south side of the road for the most part from Liberty, down towards mt athos rd.
the land is quite beautiful and having been back there a few times, you dont really realize the lay of the land unless somebody says, this is where we are, this is where we are going and this is how we are getting there. a couple of my friends (brothers) in the falwell clan have taken me back there for a little muddin and some fishing. both are quite nice i might add
as for underground tunnels, i dont know about that... but there is a radar facility at the top of candlers mountain that the gentleman might want to go check out for himself...lol
odds of him actually making it to the radar facility and BACK... slim...
Posted: December 16th, 2007, 3:30 pm
by flameshaw
Wait till they find out we are going to move our nuclear headquaters from Cheyenne Mtn. Colorado to Candlers Mtn. Va.

Posted: December 16th, 2007, 6:17 pm
by DeathCab4LU
I heard under TRBC are cryogenic chambers for Doc, Elmer, and Hindson
Posted: December 17th, 2007, 10:00 pm
by matshark
lol...that id like to see... maybe we can get ted williams to join em
