A Sea Of Red

Ok, I'm complaining. Don't like it, get over it.

There is this couple that sits in front of me in biology class, and the ENTIRE time before class starts, they turn towards each other and stare into each other's eyes with these big goofy grins on their faces, rubbing each other's arms and hands and crap like that. Even while class is going on, in between taking notes, they sit there rubbing each other and staring at each other. I seriously want to stab them with my car keys. It's freaking ridiculous. It's beyond distracting it's so annoying.

I seriously want to stab them with my car keys.

do it

obviously jealous.

Hey, even when my wife and I were engaged there was this couple we used to always see at TRBC. It did not matter what was happening in the service, dude had to have his hands on the girl at all times. There was way too much kissy face and shoulder rubbing happening. It literally went on throughout the entire service.

So annoying.

get a room already......oh not the liberty way

LUconn wrote:obviously jealous.

Oh, complete opposite. My exgirlfriend would get mad because I didn't like her hanging all over me.

Super, just sit in front of them--and don't look back.

I'd hear them whispering.

At least if I was in front of them they'd see me making fun of them all over the internet.

Tried getting the professor in the picture as well, but he moved.

ha, that dude is being made fun of on the internet and he doesnt even know it. I wonder if somebody's got a picture of me doing something somewhere on the internet.

That's what I love about it.

LUconn wrote:ha, that dude is being made fun of on the internet and he doesnt even know it. I wonder if somebody's got a picture of me doing something somewhere on the internet.

Im trying to control my laughter at work.....there are always couples like that at LU....sadly they probably have every class together.....

look, he's even angled his chair so that he's closer. What a putz.

You should send these pictures to their parents.

"Dear Mom and Dad,

Guess what we learned in Biology class today.

Love,

Your moronic progeny"

you should do stuff to annoy them.. throw stuff at them, make weird noises, have some fun with them.
or if you wanna be mean call them out in front of the class. that would be hilarious

JDUB wrote:you should do stuff to annoy them.. throw stuff at them, make weird noises, have some fun with them.
or if you wanna be mean call them out in front of the class. that would be hilarious

If you wanna be mean, send them a link to this thread lol

HAHAHAHAHA

That is so funny you should print up some sort of holiday inn coupon and have it sitting on his desk(too unorigional i guess)

LUconn wrote:look, he's even angled his chair so that he's closer. What a putz.

Actually, that was an empty desk between the guy in front of my and the d-----bag.

I think the best thing to do is take pictures every class and post them on here til someone he knows tells him.


The problem with that is I'd have to go to class.

The other day they were dressed alike.

nice shirt he has on! i think this is a good "caption this"

bigsmooth wrote:nice shirt he has on! i think this is a good "caption this"

In this picture, 1952 meets 1982 and falls in adorable stupid love.

Honey, this perv behind us is taking our picture.

Unbelievable.

I don't think I could stomach it--I'd have to say something.

See, at Virginia Tech, the guy wouldn't be staring at her eyes.