A Sea Of Red

and came across this little gem. Let's just say, I wasn't qualified....

http://lynchburg.craigslist.org/csr/3406972394.html

New Club/Bar opening (lynchburg)
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We are a new an upcoming company. We are growing fast. We are looking for dancers. There is 10 positions available at this moment. According to Virginia state laws this will be topless only club. But if interested in relocating we have stores in West Virginia also. The position is what you make it. Please reply to this email with any experience you have and photos if available. We will be getting back to you soon.

yowza's, watch out, Lynchburg!

FlameFans, always breaking the local news before the local media.

My bet...No actual strip club opening...just some perv out there looking for girls to send him topless pics....

Clearly isn't real.

"We are a new an upcoming company"
"There is 10 positions available at this moment"

- grammatically not even close to correct...waste of time to even bother posting. Not sure why I bothered to reply. Waste of time and resources all around.

logic wrote:-waste of time to even bother posting. Not sure why I bothered to reply. Waste of time and resources all around.

Yes, we all know the feeling.


Is that what did it for you, the grammer? I guess it is pretty common knowledge that all club owners have great command of the English language. So foolish of me.

logic wrote: - grammatically not even close to correct...waste of time to even bother posting. Not sure why I bothered to reply. Waste of time and resources all around.

Wait, so you replied to the posting? Wow, I guess we really don't know you very well.

HenryGale wrote:My bet...No actual strip club opening...just some perv out there looking for girls to send him topless pics....

This.

And let's just say by the small chance it is real, this operation will go under in no time. The quality of writing in that craigslist posting is that of a elementary schooler

Got to give credit to the guy though, it's a crafty way to pray on stupid girls. Too bad for him, and good for the stupid girls, his English proficiency is pathetic.

Why West Virginia? At least he knows the state code

flamehunter wrote:

logic wrote: - grammatically not even close to correct...waste of time to even bother posting. Not sure why I bothered to reply. Waste of time and resources all around.

Wait, so you replied to the posting? Wow, I guess we really don't know you very well.

Beat me to it

He also reads "those" magazines for the articles

Hmmm...I wonder if my client needs me to polish up a resume?

Purple Haize wrote:

flamehunter wrote:

logic wrote: - grammatically not even close to correct...waste of time to even bother posting. Not sure why I bothered to reply. Waste of time and resources all around.

Wait, so you replied to the posting? Wow, I guess we really don't know you very well.

Beat me to it

He also reads "those" magazines for the articles

I wonder if he submitted pictures?

Just sent my picture in. Thx for posting. I'm a little flat, but you never know...

prototype wrote:Just sent my picture in. Thx for posting. I'm a little fat, but you never know...

FIFY

Hold My Own wrote:Hmmm...I wonder if my client needs me to polish up a resume?

Why wait for his approval? I think you should be proactive and go ahead and submit his info. You may need to line up a photo shoot but I am sure he will be all about it after seeing the photos that surfaced on facebook of he and his wife.

ABSOLUTELY NOT LAUGHING BOY!

sure you are!!

logic wrote:Clearly isn't real.

"We are a new an upcoming company"
"There is 10 positions available at this moment"

- grammatically not even close to correct...waste of time to even bother posting. Not sure why I bothered to reply. Waste of time and resources all around.

You're saying that being grammatically incorrect LESSENS the chances that it's a real posting on Craigslist? If anything, the combo of Craigslist and potential strip club makes the grammar of the posting add to the potential legitimacy.

BJWilliams wrote:ABSOLUTELY NOT LAUGHING BOY!

Good to know you havent lost your sense of humor!

Thanks...course if you seriously did, you could kiss that buggy of yours goodbye