Wait, there are other peaks in the Candlers Mountain range. Why not shear the trees off of them and paint a giant, gliterized picture of Jesus on a tapestry of luxurious black velour, and maybe a huge string-art depiction of the 12 apostles on the next mound? Who put these lousy trees in the way, anyway?"CA COX"- are you kidding me? must know that female athlete, IVANNA, that we were talking about a while back
C.A. Cox
Lynchburg

but I do like the "Touchdown Jesus" takeoff- don't tempt Jerry!
The fact that every single one of these writers insisted on calling it Candlers' Mtn is hilarious! And Jerry will keep on calling it Liberty Mtn. Just to tork them off.