- February 28th, 2008, 9:32 pm
#160554
The following post is toung in cheek and will be my last on the topic:
It is the year 2013
and a reporter says on the local webnews:
"Today Liberty University has announced that it will call it quits and close down at the end of the semester. After relaxing all rules to conform with those of a state university in 2010, enrolement dropped nearly in half over the last 3 years.
Falwell: ' We realized that Liberty was no longer Liberty without any rules. There was nothing to make us different. So parents began to take advantage of in-state discounts to Va. Tech and UVA. So we can not afford to keep the doors open.' Many students also transfered to Bob Jones University."
That is All
It is the year 2013
and a reporter says on the local webnews:
"Today Liberty University has announced that it will call it quits and close down at the end of the semester. After relaxing all rules to conform with those of a state university in 2010, enrolement dropped nearly in half over the last 3 years.
Falwell: ' We realized that Liberty was no longer Liberty without any rules. There was nothing to make us different. So parents began to take advantage of in-state discounts to Va. Tech and UVA. So we can not afford to keep the doors open.' Many students also transfered to Bob Jones University."
That is All




- By AATL