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By Cider Jim
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Has anyone ever head of a drive-by hamburger assault?

Our LU Quiz Bowl team was walking back to our rental van in our red Liberty polos, and a car drove by, yelled "Liberty" and began pelting us with airborn hamburgers. I ducked one, but a female player caught one on her front pants pocket another male player was hit in the ankle with burger.

Who in the world would think of using a hamburger as a weapon?
By Hold My Own
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I would have had my mouth open and hoped for the best....no homo
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By El Scorcho
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I've never thought of him as the assault-prone type, but if anyone would have an arsenal it'd be that guy. I say he's your prime suspect until further evidence surfaces.
By sweetnahmah1
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#278323
Hold My Own wrote:I would have had my mouth open and hoped for the best

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