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Best line I've read in a long time
Posted: March 11th, 2008, 9:54 am
by RagingTireFire
With apologies to Duke fans (of whom I am one):
At this exact nanosecond in time, it's better to be David Cutcliffe than it is to be the Duke football coach. It's not even close.
David Cutcliffe has a big reputation. David Cutcliffe is a proven commodity who has won big and groomed some of the top talent in America as offensive coordinator at Tennessee and head coach of Ole Miss.
Duke football is a black hole that swallows up hopes, dreams and coaches. Duke football is a college football wannabe with no wanna.
http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/vi ... p?t=376297
Posted: March 11th, 2008, 10:35 am
by Knucklehead
No wonder we don't get along Mr. Dookie!
Posted: March 11th, 2008, 10:37 am
by RagingTireFire
Knucklehead wrote:No wonder we don't get along Mr. Dookie!
But I love you, you bowtie-fisted freak!
Posted: March 11th, 2008, 10:47 am
by Knucklehead
Take that back Halo wearin' angel poser!
Posted: March 11th, 2008, 10:53 am
by RagingTireFire
All right, I hate you! Your fingers have Crazy Eyes!
Posted: March 11th, 2008, 10:55 am
by Knucklehead
shut up wierd snake dude!
Posted: March 11th, 2008, 10:57 am
by RagingTireFire
You have awful fashion sense! Your tie doesn't match your Charlie Brown stripe!
Posted: March 11th, 2008, 11:15 am
by Knucklehead
what, yellow and red don't go together?
RTF - you are the man, just ask yourself!
Posted: March 11th, 2008, 11:29 am
by RagingTireFire
Knucklehead wrote:what, yellow and red don't go together?
RTF - you are the man, just ask yourself!
I did ask myself. I got into an argument. It turned violent. I'm pressing charges.
Posted: March 11th, 2008, 11:57 am
by BrysOn_G
he took the job though...
Posted: March 11th, 2008, 12:07 pm
by Fumblerooskies
He got railroaded out of Ole Miss a year after Eli left...and pretty much got the job to lure Eli to Ole Miss. If he can get Duke to a .500 team, it will springboard him to a real I-A job.
Posted: March 11th, 2008, 12:13 pm
by RagingTireFire
What are you two talking about??!?!?
Oh, right. The topic.
Posted: March 11th, 2008, 12:59 pm
by Knucklehead
They messed a good run of insults up!
RTF - have you ever thought of seeking mental help?
Posted: March 11th, 2008, 2:49 pm
by matshark
The day Duke posts a .500 record while playing in the ACC... BWAHAHAHAHHAHA
I dont even think they can schedule enough Mid-State Community Colleges to break .500.
Posted: March 11th, 2008, 8:10 pm
by RagingTireFire
Knucklehead wrote:They messed a good run of insults up!
RTF - have you ever thought of seeking mental help?
Briefly. Then, I came to FlameFans. Turns out I'm not so bad off.
Posted: March 11th, 2008, 9:16 pm
by Knucklehead
Stop comparing yourself to Medic and Mallet.
Compare your self to more normal posters who I will name when I figure out who they are.
Posted: March 11th, 2008, 9:26 pm
by RagingTireFire
Hey, I respect Medic and Mallet. Medic for his Obligatory Civil Service 'Stache and Mallet for his utter disregard of standard capitalization rules.
Just be glad I stayed away from your heroes in that creepy signature.
Posted: March 11th, 2008, 9:32 pm
by ATrain
matshark wrote:The day Duke posts a .500 record while playing in the ACC... BWAHAHAHAHHAHA
I dont even think they can schedule enough Mid-State Community Colleges to break .500.
Actually, I think Mid-State CC would win
Posted: March 11th, 2008, 11:18 pm
by BrysOn_G
matshark wrote:The day Duke posts a .500 record while playing in the ACC... BWAHAHAHAHHAHA
I dont even think they can schedule enough Mid-State Community Colleges to break .500.
i think you're wrong. when's the last time they had a coach? goldsmith (horrible)... the roof (horrendous)??
we'll see.
Posted: March 12th, 2008, 8:57 am
by jcmanson
Who are they going to beat Bryson? They get 4 ooc games a year, and even if they win all of those (highly doubt) they still have to win 2 ACC games. Who will they be able to beat in the ACC?
Posted: March 12th, 2008, 9:12 am
by ATrain
jcmanson wrote:Who are they going to beat Bryson? They get 4 ooc games a year, and even if they win all of those (highly doubt) they still have to win 2 ACC games. Who will they be able to beat in the ACC?
They might have a shot at UNC
Posted: March 12th, 2008, 9:52 am
by blwall1416
ATrain wrote:jcmanson wrote:Who are they going to beat Bryson? They get 4 ooc games a year, and even if they win all of those (highly doubt) they still have to win 2 ACC games. Who will they be able to beat in the ACC?
They might have a shot at UNC
Nope.
We are 55-35-4 against the boo debils....Going back to 1990, we've won 17 out of 18 against them.
Posted: March 12th, 2008, 10:27 am
by SuperJon
jcmanson wrote:Who are they going to beat Bryson? They get 4 ooc games a year, and even if they win all of those (highly doubt) they still have to win 2 ACC games. Who will they be able to beat in the ACC?
You realize they were one point away from beating Wake in Wake's ACC Championship year, right?
Any given Saturday...
Posted: March 12th, 2008, 10:41 am
by jcmanson
Yeah, but I just don't see them being .500, maybe one year out of 5 but not consistently.
Posted: March 12th, 2008, 10:49 am
by SuperJon
A lot of people said the same thing about Liberty til we started throwing money at the program and got a real coach.