A Sea Of Red

Though he's not the same back as he used to be, he's still so worth keeping around, just for this stuff:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5579550

Thursday was Clinton Portis' day to explain his inflammatory comments about female reporters. Instead, he decided to have some fun with it.

When asked about his remarks at his weekly media availability, the Washington Redskins running back stood at his locker and held up messages written on a spiral notebook.

Do you wish you'd never said it? Portis held up the notebook: "NO COMMENT." Defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth, the co-star in the routine, put a piece of black athletic tape on Portis' mouth.

What about the game coming up on Sunday? Portis flipped the notebook to another page: "THANKS FOR COMING." Haynesworth put a second piece of tape on Portis' mouth.

Did you make those signs? Portis responded by turning to two more pages: "GOD BLESS YOU" and then "HAVE A GOOD DAY." Two more pieces of tape from Haynesworth.

That was it.

Portis and Haynesworth, who never talks to media during the week, then left the locker room.

it's too bad, because everything he said before was true.

What were the names Clinton has gone by? They mentioned them on PTI...really really funny stuff when he's in character.

They really shouldn't let any outsiders in any locker room. A seperate place should be used for interviews.