- August 22nd, 2008, 8:35 am
#191935
In honor of the game......a little fun at the expense of Li'l Carolina. Taken from another board.
You might be a Gamecock if:
If the best season your school has ever had involves a loss to Navy.
If you rival has a 30+ winning advantage in the series and you STILL think your program is on more solid ground.
If your program can take two coaches that won national champions elsewhere (Dietzel and Holtz) and turn them into losers.
If the ancient past begins right after a loss.
If you can argue that your team is much better than your rival ten ways to Sunday in every category but the score (and believe it).
If you borrowed your entrance song from a movie and borrowed your fog-filled run onto the field from another program, and have the audacity to claim yourself as the REAL USC.
If you think that your ex-coach leaving five separate programs on probation "isn't really a trend - just coincidental."
If you consider a two-year run of bowl victories the "glory years."
If your team ranks 16th in all time losses nation-wide and you still think you have a "storied program."
If you continually argue how good your conference is when you have done nothing to contribute to it.
If you argue how weak the ACC is even when you have an all-time winning record against only one of the teams.
If the score of a game is only one of five indicators you use to decide who has the better team, behind conference affiliation, your coach's past success, the number of fans you put in the stands, and where you rank in recruiting.
- By LU Armchair coach