[Cider Jim]

you'll do what you're told, and like it. Get used to that.

Translation = Kilts, enjoy as many college football games as you can now as a single man, because once you tie the knot, you might make one game a year on homecoming, if you're lucky. (And you'll be eating Rosemary Chicken for Valentine's Day, while your wife gets the Pot Roast).

[kiltsareitchy07]

I knew what you meant, Medic.

...OR you could just do what I do and date a girl who's really into college football...and every other sport, for that matter. She usually asks ME if we can go play golf.