[01LUGrad]

He's up to nine girls publicly now.

Make it 11 as of this evening. This is completely nuts. Wilt Chamberlain called and told him to take it easy.

[4everfsu]

I don't think Wilt is making any phone calls lately

[uncafan]

He's up to nine girls publicly now.

Make it 11 as of this evening. This is completely nuts. Wilt Chamberlain called and told him to take it easy.

well "9 publicly"? as in 9 are claiming they were his girls....11? Definitely haven't seen that yet... Unless your including these two???? http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/08/oompa-loo ... ess-video/

Which, i think... is enough to prove that we really have no idea "how many" (nor should it matter), and there is likely know way of knowing at this point... Since anybody needing a paycheck is going to call the national inquirer.

[RubberMallet]

my theory? tiger's a gay and trying to suppress the homo by doing all these chicks.

[ALUmnus]

One thing I've never gotten, how anyone in the press who talks about Tiger has to go gaga over how good looking he is, or how ripped he is. Really? I've always thought he kind of looks like a dark-skinned Barney Fife, and not ripped in the least, unless you're comparing him to John Daly.

[blwall1416]

unless you're comparing him to John Daly.

Daly is now a slim 185....although his taste in wardrobe still remain unchanged.

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil ... olf,207433

[LUconn]

He's pretty ripped for a golfer. Any golfer. But he has certainly never been good looking.

[Liberty4Life]

But he has certainly never been good looking.

A billion dollars looks pretty good.

[ALUmnus]

He's pretty ripped for a golfer. Any golfer. But he has certainly never been good looking.

It's amazing that you think that's ripped.

[PAmedic]

remind me to post those "artful" nudes of me that nice man shot back in college

[LUconn]

I'm not saying he's a bodybuilder but those are some pipes. Forearms are pretty thick too.

who are his peers? Sergio? Mickelson? Most golfers just aren't very muscular.

[ALUmnus]

Rut Roh. There are few things that could have made Tiger's plight any worse, and this is one of them.
http://www.cbssports.com/golf/story/126 ... -ped-probe

A Canadian doctor who has treated golfer Tiger Woods, swimmer Dara Torres and NFL players is suspected of providing athletes with performance-enhancing drugs, according to a newspaper report.

[Hold My Own]

If he can spend 60k on a hooker I'm sure HGH is just a drop in the bucket

[LUconn]

is there a PGA rule against it?

[ALUmnus]

There was no rule against it in MLB and you saw what happened. Of course, it's also illegal, isn't it? Kind of like prostitution (depending on what state you're in).

[uncafan]

There was no rule against it in MLB and you saw what happened. Of course, it's also illegal, isn't it? Kind of like prostitution (depending on what state you're in).

This is a common misconception which i hear ALL the time. THERE WAS A RULE in MLB, there has been for a long long time. It was in the collective bargaining agreement (CBA) that steriods and "PEDs" were banned way back in the beginning of the 1990s. However, the CBA didn't allow testing so obviously it was unenforceable.

Just a major pet-peave because I hear people justifying these guys actions non-stop "well if it wasn't banned." 1) its illegal in the US to use steroids and 2) HGH, Steroids, many types of PEDs have all been explicitly banned in baseball for about 15-20 years, the problem was they couldn't test. And the shame of it is 90% of the 'experts' on TV don't bother to do their homework or go read the old agreements...they just spout off about how 'it was never banned.'

[Hold My Own]

Got this in a email and got a good laugh...


Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity


The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem . “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

[LUconn]

I heard he changed his name to Lion Cheetah.










HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

[SumItUp]

Tiger was announced as the 2009 PGA Tour PLAYER of the year.

Duh!!

He was probably the PGA Tour Golfer of the year also.

[NG33]

[uncafan]

Not to take this down a completely different road (although the jokes...so tired of Tiger jokes )... One interesting thing has come up in all this. Just the over-exposure of athletes and celebrities in general.

Especially in the sports world -- i mean, 20, 30 years ago, shoot back in the 50s and 60s in baseball you think this type of stuff wasn't happening? Of course it was. There are a lot of Hall-of-Famers and the 'hero' types of the game that were known to either be stepping out or just living that single lifestyle. Obviously culturally those are two different things... But I guess to me it begs the question -- its only wrong when you get caught? Back in the day the media used to just cover it up, or rather not cover it... Because their job was to cover the sport and who cares what the guy is doing off the court/field/course.

And I've heard the same argument about tiger and the golf media. The Golf media (and most of the sports media in general) -- never snooped around this guy's personal life at all because they didn't care and they wanted him to do interviews etc. They only covered his game and what he showed of his personal side. Contrast that with many NFL/NBA/MLB players in big markets who in their local markets are just as 'big' but have local tabloids and sports media 'coming after them.'

I guess I'm just fascinated by the whole thing. I know its a different world now and our culture just eats this stuff up.... And i don't believe this argument at all but certainly from an 'american cultural norm' POV -- isn't this whole thing getting blown out of proportion? Again, not my perspective -- but.... I've heard that argument made and certainly see the merits when argued from certain perspective.

[SumItUp]

Back in the day the media used to just cover it up, or rather not cover it... Because their job was to cover the sport and who cares what the guy is doing off the court/field/course.

I think that is exactly what happened. It has been covered up for a long time. The media did not want to risk their access or potential access to Team Tiger.

The billion dollar (pre-tax, pre-divorce) man and his marketers presented an image that was not only flawed, but was a sham.

[olldflame]

Got this in a email and got a good laugh...


Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity


The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem . “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

It shows how much a parody of himself Medallion Al has become that I had to read a good way into this before I realized it was........................ well........................ a parody. At least I think it is.