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Why do we not have quidditch?

Posted: March 28th, 2008, 8:41 am
by ATrain
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/pop/articl ... h1127.html

We should seriously consider fielding a team. A university that invites pop culture icons like Chuck Norris should definitely have a quidditch team.

Posted: March 28th, 2008, 9:47 am
by Fumblerooskies
Title IX...that's why! Duh.

Posted: March 28th, 2008, 11:01 am
by RagingTireFire
Middlebury's turning out some real scholars these days.
"And Quidditch is one of the most creative things that came out of the books. We were able to create that here, follow all the rules, except the ability to fly."
Dang gravity.
Rainey Johnson, 20, a junior chemistry major from St. Louis, played the Snitch position, taking on the part of a winged ball. (A tennis ball stuffed in a sock and hanging from his shorts is what both teams are after.)
In a game that incorporates dedicated crotch-grabbing, Brady Quinn would be an All-Star.

Posted: March 28th, 2008, 11:07 am
by Hold My Own
I will never get those 30 seconds back...thanks


although I think this is a cross training spor (correction) entertainment for the sword group...BJ...thoughts?

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Posted: March 28th, 2008, 11:08 am
by LUconn
worst idea ever. They've got a guy pretending to be the ball that flys around? I'd imagine that he would get tired pretty quickly and be easy to catch.


Also, I've always thought that the game itself is a pretty dumb idea for a sport. It's relatively uncreative.

Posted: March 28th, 2008, 11:09 am
by LUconn
haha, despite not recreating the ability to fly they still have brooms. Is this some kind of magnet school?

Posted: March 28th, 2008, 11:30 am
by HenryGale
Of course they do...
Parents who are paying $46,910 a year to send their children to Middlebury think it's worth the price.

Posted: March 28th, 2008, 12:37 pm
by Cider Jim
Thanks to HMO's warning, I stopping reading after this sentence:
The broomsticks they hold between their legs...

Posted: March 28th, 2008, 1:29 pm
by Schfourteenteen
Fumblerooskies wrote:Title IX...that's why! Duh.
Didnt we have to add men's schollies this year bc women had too many full rides?

Posted: March 28th, 2008, 3:27 pm
by BJWilliams
Hold My Own wrote:I will never get those 30 seconds back...thanks


although I think this is a cross training spor (correction) entertainment for the sword group...BJ...thoughts?

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I talked to one of my friends in the Sword Fight CLub...we aint touchin quidditch...we're nerdy but not to that degree...

Posted: March 28th, 2008, 5:24 pm
by Hold My Own
BJWilliams wrote:I talked to one of my friends in the Sword Fight CLub...we aint touchin quidditch...we're nerdy but not to that degree...

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